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Hello aliens! We are naked, and also kind of lumpy.
—This is a piece about the universe, aliens, computers, bastards and why there may not be, but probably are,
alien computer bastards. It's long, long enough that this is only part 1 of 3. And you know how much you hate things like that. It will not help anyone win the Iowa caucuses. Plus... there's math. It's simple math, but still. Math. On a Sunday. If I were you, I'd just skip it.
If you do step past the great orange gate to see what's inside, expect to be confronted with possible answers to the Grand Mysteries of Creation™. Including, but not limited to:
- What is real?
- Where is everyone?
- And why does everything suck so badly?
You've been warned.
